The Hilton Paris Story
by SEO Writer K D Mains & Cartoonists
Introduction
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The Worlds Number One Search Engine Optimizer or The Very Best Search Engine Optimization Expert Hilton Paris was born in Brough in Yorkshire England on the banks of the Humber in the year 1973.
Before becoming the worlds best search engine optimiser Hilton Paris (SEO Licensed to Search Engine Optimise) worked for BAE systems on the Hawk advanced jet trainer aircraft at Brough aerodrome, but left in 2007 to move to Galway Ireland, where for a short time he worked for Boston Scientific as a computer systems and microchip development engineer.
Hilton Paris was fired by Boston Scientific in 2009 for abusing the Companies internet connections to download massive amounts of information, images and movies of the socialite Paris Hilton. This lead Hilton Paris to turn to search engine optimization and so began his journey to becoming the worlds best search engine optimizer and the very best search engine optimization expert.
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Although obsessed with Paris Hilton, Hilton Paris realised he needed to make a living in order to feed his addiction to collecting things associated with Paris Hilton and so he spent every waking hour that he had to spare when he was not collecting and obsessing over Paris Hilton learning how to become the worlds best search engine optimizer.
Hilton Paris had a lonely childhood and was the only son of Archie Paris and his wife Whitney. Archie Paris was a drunk who often beat his wife Whitney Paris and Archie Paris disappeared in mysterious circumstances about 5 weeks before Hilton Paris left his job at BAE Systems and headed off to Galway Ireland.
Archie Paris has not been heard of since and Whitney Paris now lives on her own in Brough in a small house on the banks of the Humber. The very same house where Hilton Paris was born and raised.

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The locals and especially all the regulars of the Ferry Inn where both Archie got drunk evey night and Hilton Paris went on occasions to have a drink we're all bewildered by Archie Paris's disappearance just as they we're equally bemused by Hilton Paris suddenly deciding to move off to Galwayn in Ireland.
When Hilton Paris got fired from Boston Scientific for downloading all the Paris Hilton files Hilton Paris moved away from working for companies like Boston Scientific and has been on the move ever since.
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