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Could Hilton Paris please go to the Directors Office, the tannoy announced as Hilton Paris had just downloaded the latest Paris Hilton photos he had found online on to his computer's hard drive.

Hilton quickly saved the images to his USB stick and shut down his computer before heading off to the Director Alan Sweeteners' office.

Hilton arrived outside Alan Sweetener's office and knocked on the door and Alan Sweetener asked him to come in.

Please sit down Mr Paris, Alan Sweetener said as he pointed to the chair on the other side of his desk. Hilton Paris walked over to the chair and sat down in front of Alan Sweetener still wondering why he had been called to the Boss's office.

“Mr Paris do you have any idea why I have called you to my office today?”

“No Mr Sweetener I have no idea”

“Well Mr Paris it has been brought to our attention that you have been abusing Company resources” Alan Sweetener exclaimed as he fixed Hilton Paris with a cold hard stare.

Hilton Paris felt his cheeks redden as he replied “abusing Company resources, I am not sure I understand what you mean Mr Sweetener?”

“Mr Paris you have been under investigation and it has been discovered that you seem to have some sort of an obsession, an addiction perhaps to a young woman by the name of Paris Hilton, ring any bells?”

“Erm well I am not sure I would call it an obsession Mr Sweetener but um yes I do like to collect things that relate to Paris Hilton, is that wrong?” replied Hilton Paris

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“Mr Paris when you are working here you are supposed to be spending your time on Company business and not wasting our time and resources to feed your addiction to Paris Hilton, is that clear?” Alan Sweetener demanded

“Yes Mr Sweetener but”

“No buts Mr Paris I don't like schmoozers so I don't want to hear your idle chit chat, you are paid to do Company work and are not being paid to spend time downloading images, videos or anything else that might take your fancy, do you understand?”

“Yes Mr Sweetener I understand, I have only downloaded a small amount of Paris Hilton files during Company time though!”

“Mr Paris you have not only downloaded mass amounts of Paris Hilton related files that have cost this Company hundreds of dollars since you first began working here, you Sir are a liar as we know exactly how much this has cost the Company and how much time you have also wasted doing so” Alan Sweetener added in disgust at Hilton Paris's bare faced lie.

“I apologise Mr Sweetener” Hilton Paris started to say but Alan Sweetener interrupted saying “Mr Paris this type of behaviour will not be tolerated and nor will I employ a liar, Mr Paris “YOU'RE FIRED” Alan Sweetener said adding “get out of my office and collect your personal belongings, a security guard is waiting outside to escort you from the building.

Alan Sweetener pointed to the door motioning Hilton Paris in no uncertain terms to leave.

Hilton Paris stunned and shocked in to an un-recoverable silence got up and walked dejectedly out of the room.

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